TOP 5 FUNNY THINGS A BOY WITH ASPERGER'S HAS SAID

Isn't it funny how children with autism/Asperger's can have a wicked sense of humour?  My son Jacob is forever making us laugh, so we thought we'd post the top 5 funny things Jacob has said.

5  -  "When I grow up, I want to walk slowly like an old man."  This was said beside an old man that was walking in front of us. 

4  -  "I don't like root beer, it's made with too much root.  I like Dr Pepper because it's made with ice cold peppers."

3  -  "Why is Chico wearing that white blanket?"  "He looks like a wedding woman."

2  -  "Are Bell Telephone and Taco Bell related?"

1  -  "Why do the Toronto Maple Leafs skate old?"  "They should skate young like the Chicago Blackhawks."

LOL.  Things are just funnier when they come from the mouth of a child with an ASD.



Like a wedding woman.